My mom always asked you if you wanted smoked butt for breakfast, dinner, lunch or a snack before she actually commenced with a spanking.
My mom was a big lady. When I was 12, she weighed at least 400 pounds. My dad was big too, as were my two brothers. I was the skinny one in the family. I sometimes secretly wished that I was switched at birth. I figured some fat kid was in a skinny family not getting spanked, and I was stuck with a fat family getting spanked.