Pants inspections (audio)

Back in the ‘good old days’, many children could expect a well-spanked bottom as a regular part of their toilet training, especially for older boys and girls. Jonathan was one … Read more

Something stinks (audio)

Kids’ behaviour can sometimes be altogether disgusting, and in this frank reminiscence, Sean remembers how his mother put an end to ‘on the toilet conferences’ held between him and his … Read more

Mum hits the roof

My mother was a lady GP and a modest extension to our house in the south of England served as her practice. This meant she could combine her medical work … Read more

In the fitting room

On my 13th birthday, what I wanted more than anything was a pair of Wrangler jeans. Of course, I had perfectly good jeans already – but they were knock-off brands … Read more

On the bare bottom (audio)

The experience of seeing a young playmate getting a maternal spanking for wetting her underpants is one which this anonymous contributor recalls vividly, even today.

On smacking at seven (audio)

The following remarks about domestic discipline were originally collected by John and Elizabeth Newson, a husband and wife team of psychologists, who undertook an extensive study of child development drawing … Read more

Nanny (audio)

This story takes us right back to the 1940s, when a little girl’s dining room prank ended with an introduction to the dreaded ‘Board of Education’.

Growing up right (audio)

The following memories are drawn from posts on an internet forum set up to support a BBC project called ‘Scotland on Film’ in 2003. Here, several posters recount their memories … Read more

Matrons remembered (audio)

The following is an exchange between two contributors to the long-defunct Maman mailing list, regarding that formidable figure, the prep school matron…

Breast is best (audio)

The intimacy of motherhood has many sides, from stern discipline to loving comfort, as William found out when he was babysat by family friend Mrs Carter.

Watching in school

In British primary schools in the early 1960s, it wasn’t uncommon for teachers to spank children publicly in class in the same way they might expect to be chastised by … Read more

Buying a tawse (audio)

Once upon a time, Scotland’s naughty children were subject to a very specific discipline – that of the dreaded belt, or tawse. Although it was mostly used on hands in … Read more

Memories of enemas

When I was a young boy, I suffered quite regularly from bouts of constipation – and my mother’s regular cure for it was an enema. I hated these with a … Read more

Buying a tawse

My mother was a firm believer in corporal punishment. From an early age, when I had misbehaved in her eyes, she would put me across her knee and firmly smack … Read more

Beginnings

This is the story of how we decided, as parents, to begin spanking our young daughter. I should say that we are a Christian couple who believe that the wife … Read more

Chance meeting

Not long after my 20th birthday, my boyfriend and I borrowed a relative’s camper van and took off for a road trip around the west coast of Scotland. I can’t … Read more

Pants inspections

When I was nine years old, I went through a phase of dirtying my underpants, mostly through not wiping my bottom properly after doing a poo, but sometimes through farting … Read more

Beginnings (audio)

This insightful and frank account of a parental discussion about discipline in the marital bed is being published as ‘first to audio’ for our Red Bottom Club subscribers. Why not … Read more

I’ll show you mine…

There surely can’t be many kids who haven’t once played the game of ‘I’ll show you mine if you show me yours’, given the natural curiosity about are own bodies … Read more

Mothers Talking: Judith

Judith is a New Zealand mother-of-two living just outside Auckland. Her children are Zoe and Darren, who at the time of this interview were aged seven and four respectively. The … Read more

Mother Superior

I grew up in a time where corporal punishment was the normal method of discipline in both the home and the Catholic school I attended.  I was pretty much a … Read more

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