It all started rather innocently during gym class. A friend and I were horsing around in the locker room when we were supposed to be on the playground exercising. When detected, we were ordered to run laps around the school track while the rest of the class played flag football.
While this was no big deal, we were fairly exhausted by the time we were finally allowed to go to the locker room and shower. On the way in, thinking that no adult was around, I commented that the coach was a fat jerk and probably couldn’t even run one lap, much less as many as we had run. To my horror, I suddenly realised that he was right behind me.